Limestone karst islands rising from the jade-green water of Lan Ha Bay

Chín ngày ởVietnam
Slowly

Nine days for three, out of Kerala — two in Hanoi's street-food lanes, two nights afloat among the limestone towers of Lan Ha Bay, and four in Hoi An, where the town turns its lights off for the full moon. Three bases, one internal flight, and nothing that needs a museum ticket.

Dates
14–22 Mar 2027
Party
3 adults
Bases
3 city · bay · old town
Internal flights
1
Budget / person
₹1,33,560

Read this first

Why this shape, and not another

Six decisions that shaped the whole week. Each one closed off an alternative worth knowing about.

Mid-March is the best week Vietnam offers

The country has three climates that are usually out of step. Late March is the rare window where all of them behave at once — Hanoi in dry spring at 20–25 °C, Ha Long with its best visibility of the half-year, and Hoi An at 24–30 °C with the sea already at 25. In February the north is grey and the bay is fogged; by June it is 38 °C and raining.

Three bases in nine days, not five

You asked for relaxed, and relaxed is arithmetic. Every extra base costs a packing morning, a transfer and a check-in — call it half a day each. Four bases would have put you in an airport on three of nine days. This plan has one internal flight and one boat transfer, and nothing else moves.

Two nights on the bay, not one

A one-night cruise gives you about five waking hours on the water and never leaves the day-boat corridor. The second night is what buys the quiet part of Lan Ha — the morning you wake up with no other boat in sight. It is the single best-value upgrade in the whole plan, and the most common regret of people who skipped it.

Hoi An gets four nights on purpose

It is the only place on the trip that is a town rather than a sight — river, beach, mountains and the best food in Vietnam within twenty minutes of each other. Four nights means you stop navigating and start living there. It is also where the relaxation actually happens.

The full moon lands on Day 8

Hoi An cuts its electric lights on the 14th night of each lunar month and runs on silk lanterns and candles floated on the river. For March 2027 that falls on or about 21 March — and the dates were chosen to put you there for it. Confirm nearer the time; lunar months run 29 or 30 days.

No museums, as asked

Nothing here is a display case. The mountains are a cable car and a bridge held up by stone hands; the history is a covered bridge you walk across on the way to dinner. The one place still on the list for its age is Hoi An's Ancient Town itself — and you experience that as streets, lanterns and food, not exhibits.

Before you go

Documents, in the order you need them

First international trip, so nothing is assumed. Work down the list — each step depends on the one above it.

Step 1 · now

Passports

Vietnam wants six months' validity from your date of entry and two blank pages. Entering on 14 March 2027 means none of the three passports may expire before 14 September 2027. Check all three today — this is the most common reason people are stopped at a check-in desk in India, long before they reach immigration.

  • Renew at passportindia.gov.in; Kochi, Thiruvananthapuram and Kozhikode all have Seva Kendras.
  • ₹1,500 normal (36 pages) or ₹2,000 (60 pages); Tatkal ₹3,500–4,000.
  • Allow 4–6 weeks including police verification.

Step 2 · 4–8 weeks out

Vietnam e-Visa

Indian passport holders need a visa, but it is entirely online. Apply only at evisa.gov.vn — everything else in a search result is a reseller charging three times the fee for the same document.

  • US$25 each, single entry, valid up to 90 days. Non-refundable.
  • Officially 3–5 working days. Apply four weeks ahead so a rejection is survivable.
  • Upload a passport bio-page scan and a 4×6 cm white-background photo, no glasses.
  • Entry port: Noi Bai International Airport (Hanoi). Exit port does not need to match — you are leaving from Da Nang and that is fine on a single-entry e-visa.
  • Print all three. Immigration asks for paper.

Step 3 · at booking

Travel insurance

Not legally required, but not optional either — a hospital admission at an international clinic in Da Nang runs into lakhs. Nine-day Asia cover from ICICI Lombard, Tata AIG, Bajaj Allianz or Reliance.

  • About ₹1,800 per person for US$100,000 of medical cover.
  • Check it covers adventure activities — kayaking, cable cars and anything on a boat.
  • Save the policy PDF and the 24×7 number offline on all three phones.

Step 4 · carry on the day

The folder you hand over

  • Passports and printed e-visas
  • Printed onward tickets — proof of departure is sometimes demanded at check-in in India
  • Hotel and cruise confirmations, with addresses in Vietnamese
  • Insurance printout
  • Forex card, some US dollars, and rupees for the way home
  • Two passport photocopies each, carried separately from the passports
  • Four spare passport photos
No arrival form, no vaccination requirement, no arrival tax. If anyone at Noi Bai asks you for a cash "processing fee" while you are holding a valid e-visa, you are being worked — walk to the official immigration counter.

Practicalities

Money, data and the apps that matter

Getting your hands on dong

The exchange rate is the single most disorienting thing about Vietnam. Everything has a lot of zeros.

Mental arithmetic that actually works
Vietnamese dong≈ RupeesWhat it buys
10,000 ₫₹36A bánh mì from a cart
50,000 ₫₹180A bowl of phở
100,000 ₫₹360Two egg coffees
500,000 ₫₹1,800A good dinner for three
1,000,000 ₫₹3,600A night in a smart Hoi An hotel
The trick: drop three zeros, multiply by 3.6. So 250,000 ₫ → 250 → about ₹900. Say it out loud for two days and it becomes automatic.
  • Do not buy dong in Kerala — the rate is poor. Carry clean, uncreased US dollars and change them in Vietnam.
  • Best rates in Hanoi are the gold shops on Hà Trung street, not banks or the airport. Change only about ₹5,000-worth at Noi Bai to get you into town.
  • Carry a zero-markup forex card (Niyo, Fi, IDFC) for hotels and as a backup.
  • ATMs everywhere. Use TPBank, VPBank or Vietcombank — lower fees. Avoid stand-alone machines in tourist lanes.
  • The 20,000 ₫ and 500,000 ₫ notes are both blue. Check what you hand over and what comes back.

Staying connected

You need data from the moment you land — Grab, maps and translation all depend on it.

Data options, cheapest first
OptionCostVerdict
eSIM bought before flying
Airalo, Simbye, Holafly
₹450–900Best. Live the second you land. Needs an eSIM-capable phone.
Viettel SIM in the city₹220–700Cheapest data and the best coverage out on the bay.
Airport counter₹700–1,400Convenient, 2–3× the city price.
Indian roaming₹2,500+Skip it.
Recommended: one eSIM before you fly so a phone is live on landing, then two cheap Viettel SIMs in the Old Quarter on Day 1. Under ₹1,500 for the party.

Install before you leave

  • Grab — taxis, bikes and food delivery, price fixed in the app so there is nothing to argue about. Add a card in India.
  • Google Mapsdownload offline maps for Hanoi, Hải Phòng and Hội An before you fly.
  • Google Translate — Vietnamese offline pack. Camera mode reads menus.
  • XE Currency — works offline.
  • Your airline app, and WhatsApp — locals use Zalo, but tourist businesses answer on WhatsApp.

What to buy before you fly

Packing for two climates

You get spring in the north and early summer in the centre in the same week. Hanoi will be 20–25 °C and can turn damp; Hoi An will be 24–30 °C with a swimmable sea. Pack light layers, not a winter coat.

Essential

  • One light jacket or fleece each — for the bay after dark and the Bà Nà summit, which sits 10 °C below the coast
  • Mostly cottons and linens; two full-sleeve layers
  • A compact umbrella — March is dry but not guaranteed
  • Walking shoes, broken in. You will do 12–15 km a day in Hanoi
  • Swimwear, quick-dry towel, flip-flops
  • Universal adapter — Vietnam is 220 V, type A/C/F, so Indian round pins usually fit and flat pins do not
  • Power bank, in cabin baggage only
  • Dry bag or ziplocks for the kayaking and the basket boats
  • Sunglasses, hat, sunscreen — the central sun is strong by March

Medicines

  • Prescriptions in original labelled packs with a doctor's letter
  • Loperamide and ORS sachets
  • Paracetamol, antacid, antihistamine
  • Motion-sickness tablets — two nights on a boat
  • Band-aids, antiseptic, blister plasters
  • Mosquito repellent — more relevant in Hoi An than Hanoi
  • Hand sanitiser and wet wipes; street stalls have no washbasin
  • Aloe or after-sun

Deliberately leave behind

  • Heavy winter clothing — nothing here needs it in March
  • Formal wear
  • Excess toiletries; Vietnam has everything, cheaper
  • Clothes you plan to replace — Hoi An's tailors will make you better ones in 24 hours. Leave 6–8 kg of allowance free
  • A drone. Flying one over Ha Long or Hoi An without a permit is illegal and confiscation is routine
Carry one modest outfit each — covered shoulders and knees. Not for museums, but the pagodas at Marble Mountain and Bà Nà expect it, and it costs you nothing.

The shape of the week

North, then a hop south

Two days in the capital, two nights on the water, then ninety minutes of flying and four nights in a town you can cross on a bicycle.

Route map, Hanoi to Hoi An A schematic map of Vietnam showing Hanoi and Noi Bai airport in the north, Hai Phong and Cat Ba with Lan Ha Bay on the north-east coast, and a flight south down the coast to Da Nang and Hoi An in the centre. Gulf of Tonkin East Sea 150 km · 2 h 30 750 km · 1 h 20 flight Noi Bai · HAN arrive Day 1 Hà Nội Days 1–2 · 2 nights Hải Phòng Lan Ha Bay Days 3–4 · 2 nights afloat board at Got Pier, Cát Bà Đà Nẵng · DAD Hội An Days 5–9 · 4 nights fly home from Da Nang
Every transfer, and the method I recommend
LegDayDistanceTimeHow & whyCost (party of 3)
Noi Bai → Old Quarter127 km45 min Grab 7-seater from the arrivals app bay. Fare fixed before you accept. Bus 86 is ₹160 a head if you would rather.₹1,260
Hanoi → Got Pier3150 km2 h 30 Included in the cruise — a shuttle collects you from the Old Quarter at 08:00. One rest stop. Do not book this separately.included
Lan Ha Bay circuit3–5~50 km2 nights The boat. Tenders, kayaks and a bamboo boat do the rest.included
Got Pier → Hanoi → Noi Bai5180 km3 h 15 Cruise shuttle back to the Old Quarter, then Grab to the airport. Leave a two-hour cushion before the flight.₹1,400
Hanoi → Da Nang5750 km1 h 20 The one internal flight. Vietnam Airlines, VietJet and Bamboo all run it hourly; take an evening departure so the bay morning is not cut short.₹10,500
Da Nang → Hoi An530 km45 min Pre-book a hotel car — Grab works but the airport pickup point is awkward late at night.₹1,400
Around Hoi An6–8 Bicycles, mostly free from your hotel. The Ancient Town is closed to cars, An Bàng is 15 flat minutes, Cẩm Thanh 20. Grab for the Bà Nà day.₹2,000
Bà Nà Hills return780 km2 h Private car for the day, which also covers Marble Mountain and Da Nang in the evening. Far better value than a group tour for three.₹4,500
Hoi An → Da Nang airport930 km45 min Hotel car. Be airside two hours before an international departure.₹1,400
Ground and internal air, whole trip₹22,460
Book the international ticket open-jaw — into Hanoi, out of Da Nang. Almost every routing from Kerala connects through Singapore, Bangkok or Kuala Lumpur, and all three serve both airports. Flying back to Hanoi to go home would waste a full day and cost more, not less.
Crossing the road in Hanoi is the skill nobody warns you about. There are few usable signals and the scooters do not stop. Step off the kerb and walk slowly and predictably at a constant pace, without stopping. The traffic flows around you. Freezing or stepping back is what causes accidents. Hoi An, mercifully, is almost traffic-free.
Turtle Tower on its islet in Hoan Kiem Lake, Hanoi
Day 1 · Sunday 14 March

Landing, and the lake at dusk

Arrive, get money and a SIM, and do nothing more ambitious than walk a circle round the lake the city is built on. Sunday night the streets close to traffic.

~13:30

Touch down at Noi Bai, Terminal 2

Routings from Kerala connect through Singapore, Bangkok or Kuala Lumpur and land around the middle of the day, which means the outbound leg leaves Kochi on the night of Saturday 13 March. That red-eye buys you a whole extra afternoon. Immigration is straightforward — join the Foreigners queue with your passport and the printed e-visa. Expect 30–45 minutes.

  • Terminal 2
  • Immigration 30–45 min
  • No arrival form
14:15

Money, SIM, and out

Change about US$50 in the arrivals hall — enough to reach the city, no more. Pick up Viettel SIMs if you did not sort eSIMs at home. Then open Grab and book a 7-seater from the app pickup bay, not from anyone who approaches you inside.

  • Grab 7-seat ₹1,260
  • 27 km
  • 45 min
15:30

Check in, Old Quarter

Drop bags, shower, resist the nap — pushing through to a normal bedtime kills the time difference in one go. Vietnam is 1½ hours ahead of India, so there is barely any jet lag to fight.

  • IST +1:30
16:30

Hoàn Kiếm Lake and Ngọc Sơn

The green heart of the city and the right place to start. Cross the scarlet Húc Bridge — "morning sunlight" — onto the north island, where a preserved giant softshell turtle from the lake sits in a glass case. Then walk the full 1.7 km circuit anti-clockwise as the light goes. Old men play cờ tướng on the benches, teenagers film dance videos, and the whole city seems to be out.

  • Temple 50,000 ₫ · ₹180
  • 1.7 km loop
  • ~90 min
Ngọc Sơn Temple on the map
The red wooden Huc Bridge crossing to Ngoc Son Temple
Cầu Thê Húc — the most photographed eighteen metres in Hanoi.
18:00

Into the 36 streets

A thousand-year-old guild district where each street sold one thing, and many still do. Hàng Mã is paper offerings and lanterns and is the most photogenic street in the city; Hàng Bạc silver, Hàng Gai silk, Lãn Ông traditional medicine — that one you smell before you reach it. Do not navigate. Get lost for an hour; the lake is never more than 600 m away.

  • Free
  • Shophouses 2 m wide
A busy market street in Hanoi's Old Quarter
Two metres wide, thirty deep — the shophouses were a tax dodge, and the shape stuck.
19:00

Walking street and the night market

Because it is Sunday, the roads around Hoàn Kiếm shut to traffic from 19:00 and the night market runs the length of Hàng Đào up to Đồng Xuân. Families come out, there are street games, impromptu music and a lot of very cheap grilled things on sticks. For one evening you can walk down the middle of the road.

  • Free
  • Walking street Fri–Sun
  • Market to 23:00
20:00

First dinner: bún chả

Hanoi's own dish and the correct introduction. Grilled pork in a bowl of sweet-sour broth, cold noodles and a mountain of herbs alongside. See the panel.

21:15

Egg coffee at Giảng

Down an unpromising alley at 39 Nguyễn Hữu Huân, where the drink was invented in 1946 when milk was scarce and Nguyễn Văn Giảng whipped egg yolk with condensed milk instead. Still run by the family.

  • 30,000 ₫ · ₹110
A narrow Hanoi street with a railway line running down the middle
Day 2 · Monday 15 March

Trains, silk, and the river at sunset

A whole day at street level. A train passes an arm's length from your coffee, a lake bigger than the old city holds the sunset, and the beer costs forty rupees.

07:00

Phở for breakfast, like everyone else

Vietnamese people eat phở in the morning, and the famous places sell out by ten. Phở Gia Truyền Bát Đàn at 49 Bát Đàn has a queue down the street, one item on the menu, and you carry your own bowl to a shared table. That is the experience.

  • 50,000 ₫ · ₹180
  • Cash only
  • Sells out ~10:00
08:30

Hanoi Train Street

A working railway threading a gap barely wider than the train, with kitchens and cafés on both sides. When one is due, the chairs fold in, the awnings lift and a locomotive passes close enough to touch.

The practical bit: access comes and goes as the authorities periodically barrier it off. It currently works via a café booking — you reserve a drink at one of the trackside places on the Phùng Hưng stretch and they walk you in. Ask your hotel to confirm that morning's timetable; passes are usually mid-morning and around 19:00.

  • Drink ~60,000 ₫ · ₹215
  • Access varies
  • Confirm same-day
10:15

Hàng Gai, and the silk

Silk street. Scarves, ties, robes and made-to-measure, plus lacquerware two doors down. Real silk feels warm rather than slippery-cold, and a burnt thread smells of hair, not plastic. Browse now, buy in Hoi An where the tailoring is better and cheaper — but the scarves here are good.

  • Haggle to ~70%
11:30

Đồng Xuân market and the alley behind it

Three floors of fabric, shoes and wholesale everything. The reason to come is the food lane behind it — bún riêu, bún chả and bánh tôm at plastic tables, priced for locals.

  • Free
  • Closes 18:00
14:00

St Joseph's and the coffee lanes

An 1886 neo-Gothic cathedral, deliberately modelled on Notre-Dame and now weathered to a mottled grey-black. You are here for the square in front and the lanes off it — Nhà Thờ, Ấu Triệu, Nhà Chung — which are wall-to-wall tiny cafés on plastic stools. Order a cà phê sữa đá and sit on the kerb.

  • Free
  • Interior shut 12:00–14:00
The neo-Gothic facade of St Joseph's Cathedral, Hanoi
The reason the surrounding lanes have the best coffee in Hanoi.
16:00

West Lake, and shrimp cakes

Grab out to Hồ Tây, five times the size of Hoàn Kiếm and a completely different pace. The eleven-tiered brick stupa of Trấn Quốc sits on a causeway peninsula and is genuinely beautiful in late light. Then eat bánh tôm Hồ Tây — whole prawns in a sweet-potato fritter, invented on this shore — at one of the lakeside places.

  • Free (donation)
  • Bánh tôm ~₹250
  • Shoulders covered
17:45

Long Biên Bridge at sunset

Finished in 1902, bombed repeatedly during the American war and patched rather than rebuilt — you can read the repairs in the ironwork. Walk out along the pedestrian strip for ten minutes as the light turns orange over the banana plantations on the sandbanks below. Trains still cross it, and you feel them come.

  • Free
  • ~40 min return
  • Hold your phone tightly
Cyclists crossing the iron span of Long Bien Bridge
Long Biên — 120 years old, still carrying trains, scooters and pedestrians over the Red River.
20:00

Water puppets

An eleventh-century art form invented by Red River rice farmers who used the flooded paddies as a stage. Lacquered puppets are worked on submerged rods from behind a screen so they skate across the water — dragons breathe smoke, fishermen land fish — over a live band and a chèo singer. Fifty minutes, no English, and it does not matter. Book a few days ahead; sit in rows 3–8, because the front row gets wet.

  • Deluxe 150,000 ₫ · ₹540
  • 50 min
  • Shows to 20:00
Puppeteers standing waist-deep in the pool at the end of a Thang Long show
The curtain call, when the puppeteers finally wade out from behind the screen.
21:15

Bia hơi on Tạ Hiện

The corner of Tạ Hiện and Lương Ngọc Quyến is beer corner, where fresh unpasteurised draught brewed that morning goes into glasses on plastic stools for about ₹40. Order nem chua rán alongside. Even if nobody drinks, it is worth twenty minutes of watching.

  • Beer 10,000 ₫ · ₹36
  • Busiest 20:00–23:00
Forested limestone karsts rising from calm green water in Lan Ha Bay
Day 3 · Tuesday 16 March

Out to Lan Ha Bay

Two and a half hours of expressway, then two nights on the water among a few hundred limestone towers. The best part of the trip, and the part to spend money on.

08:00

Shuttle pickup, Old Quarter

Your cruise includes a door-to-door transfer. Be in the lobby fifteen minutes early — it collects from several hotels and will not wait. The road is the CT.04 Hanoi–Hải Phòng expressway, the best in northern Vietnam, with one twenty-minute stop halfway (clean toilets, coffee, a pearl showroom you can ignore).

  • 150 km
  • 2 h 30
  • Included
11:45

Board at Got Pier

Welcome drink, safety briefing, cabin keys. A word on why Lan Ha and not Ha Long: it is the same drowned limestone landscape — two thousand karst towers that were a plateau until the sea rose — but Lan Ha sits south of Cát Bà island, takes a fraction of the boat traffic, has cleaner water and actual sand beaches, and lies inside a national park and UNESCO biosphere reserve. Same scenery, a quarter of the crowd.

  • Check-in 12:00
  • Balcony cabins
12:30

Lunch under way

A long set seafood lunch as the boat pulls out through the fishing fleet — crab, prawns, grilled fish, morning glory, spring rolls, rice. Declare any vegetarian or allergy requirement at booking, not on board; they cook to a fixed headcount and cannot improvise mid-bay.

  • Included
  • Drinks extra
14:30

Into the caves

Most Lan Ha routes take in Sáng Tối — the Dark & Bright Cave — which you enter in a rowed bamboo boat, passing through a low tunnel into a hidden circular lagoon walled entirely by cliffs. Some also run to the vast Sửng Sốt (Surprise) Cave on the Ha Long side, three floodlit chambers with a viewing platform over the bay at the exit. The lagoon is the more magical; the cave the more spectacular.

  • Included
  • ~90 min
  • Grippy shoes
Looking out over Halong Bay from the mouth of Sung Sot Cave
The cave exit frames the bay better than any viewpoint at sea level.
16:00

Kayaking

The bit people remember. Two-person kayaks launched off the boat, paddling into lagoons the big boats cannot enter, through low rock arches that open into silent circular pools with kingfishers and, sometimes, macaques on the cliffs. By mid-March the water is warm enough to enjoy and the bay is at its calmest.

No experience needed, life jackets compulsory. Put your phone in a dry bag — every trip has one person who does not.

  • Included
  • ~60 min
  • Dry bag essential
Kayakers paddling between limestone cliffs
Kayaks reach water the cruise boats physically cannot.
17:30

Sunset, and a rolling lesson

Most boats run a spring-roll class with the chef before dinner — genuinely fun, and you eat what you make. Then the sun drops behind the karsts and the whole bay turns pewter. Get a drink and stay on deck; this is what you came for.

  • Cool after dark
  • Bring a layer
The carved dragon prow of a traditional junk with the bay beyond
Late afternoon from the bow.
19:00

Dinner, then squid fishing

A multi-course seafood dinner, then the crew rig a lamp off the stern and hand out hand lines. You will probably catch nothing. It is still a very pleasant hour on a dark, silent bay with the karsts as black cut-outs against the stars.

  • Included
  • Bar extra
Limestone islands scattered across calm water off Cat Ba
Day 4 · Wednesday 17 March

The day only a second night buys

Everyone else went home this morning. You are still out here, and the bay has gone quiet.

06:15

Tai chi at sunrise

Optional, faintly self-conscious, and entirely worth the alarm. Mid-March mornings on the bay are often still and clear with a low mist burning off the water. Coffee and pastries follow on deck.

  • ~18 °C at dawn
08:00

Việt Hải village, by bicycle

A tender drops you at a jetty, and a path through a gap in the mountains opens into Việt Hải — a farming village on Cát Bà island so hemmed in by karst that until recently the only way in was by boat. Flat lanes, bicycles, buffalo, mud-walled houses and almost no traffic. An hour of cycling here is one of the quietest things you will do in Vietnam.

  • Included
  • Bikes free
  • ~90 min
10:30

Deeper into Lan Ha

This is the stretch a one-night cruise never reaches. The overnight boats scatter after breakfast and the day boats have gone back to port, so the water empties out. You sail south through the archipelago with the engine off for long stretches — floating fish farms, sea eagles, and towers that only get names on the charts.

  • Swim stops
  • Water ~24 °C
12:30

Lunch, anchored somewhere with no name

Seafood again, and no complaints. Afterwards, the afternoon is deliberately loose — this is a relaxation day, and the boat is the point.

14:00

Cát Bà National Park, or a beach to yourselves

Depending on the boat: a walk in Cát Bà National Park, which holds the last hundred-odd golden-headed langurs on earth, or a tender to one of the Ba Trại Đào beaches — three crescents of sand that vanish at high tide and are empty at low. Or neither, and swim off the back of the boat.

  • Included
  • Swimming ✓
16:30

A floating village

Rowed through one of the last inhabited floating settlements — houses, a school and a dog, all on pontoons, in a sheltered bay. The families here farm grouper and pearls. Quiet, and not staged.

  • Included
  • ~45 min
18:30

Second sunset, second dinner

The advantage of two nights is that you already know where to stand. Dinner, then the deck, then a bay with no engine noise anywhere in it.

The Dragon Bridge lit up over the Han River in Da Nang
Day 5 · Thursday 18 March

Across the country

A last morning on the water, then 750 km south in ninety minutes. You go to sleep somewhere six degrees warmer.

06:30

Last morning on the bay

Sunrise, coffee, and a final swim if the water suits. Cabins are usually vacated by 09:30 with a late brunch served as you sail back in.

11:30

Disembark, and settle up

Pay the bar tab — cash or card — and tip the crew. The shuttle back to Hanoi leaves from the pier.

  • 150 km
  • 2 h 30
15:00

Hanoi, briefly

You are back in the Old Quarter with a couple of hours to spare. Ask your Hanoi hotel to hold a day room or at least your bags and a shower — most will, free, if you stayed with them. Use the time for a last bún chả and any silk you regret not buying.

  • Day room often free
17:00

Out to Noi Bai

Allow ninety minutes door to gate. Domestic departures are Terminal 1 — a different building from where you landed, so tell the driver ga nội địa, domestic terminal.

  • Grab ₹1,400
  • Terminal 1
19:30

Fly Hanoi → Da Nang

The one internal flight of the trip. Vietnam Airlines, VietJet and Bamboo all run it roughly hourly; an evening departure means the bay morning is not cut short. Book cabin baggage carefully — VietJet's base fare includes 7 kg and they do weigh it.

  • ~₹3,500 pp
  • 1 h 20
  • 750 km
21:00

Da Nang → Hoi An

Forty-five minutes down the coast road. Pre-book a hotel car rather than fighting with the Grab pickup point late at night — about ₹1,400 for the three of you, and someone is standing there with your name.

  • 30 km
  • 45 min
22:00

Arrive Hoi An

Step out of the car and the air is different — twenty-six degrees at ten at night, frangipani, and the river somewhere close. You have four nights here and nothing to catch. Go to bed.

  • 4 nights
  • Nothing booked tomorrow morning
Silk lanterns strung above a crowded street in Hoi An at night
Day 6 · Friday 19 March

Hoi An, and the best food in Vietnam

Learn to cook it in the morning, wear something made this afternoon, and watch four hundred silk lanterns come on at dusk.

07:30

Bánh mì Phượng

Two Trần Cao Vân. Anthony Bourdain called it the best sandwich in the world and the queue has never recovered. Crackling rice-flour baguette, pâté, house-made mayonnaise, herbs, chilli. Worth the fifteen minutes.

  • 30,000 ₫ · ₹110
  • Opens 06:30
08:30

Market tour and cooking class

The best half-day in Hoi An. You start at the central market with a cook who explains what everything is — the herbs, the twelve kinds of rice paper, the fish sauce grades — then usually take a short boat up the Thu Bồn to a garden kitchen and cook four or five dishes. You eat what you make for lunch.

Good operators: Red Bridge, Green Bamboo (small groups, you choose your own dishes), Vy's Market. Book two or three days ahead.

  • ~₹2,500 pp
  • 4–5 hours
  • Vegetarian on request
14:00

The Ancient Town, on foot

A trading port that Japanese, Chinese and Dutch merchants built up from the 1500s, and which then quietly silted up and stopped mattering — which is exactly why it survives. Mustard-yellow shophouses, wooden shutters, bougainvillea, and no cars.

Walk the Japanese Covered Bridge, wander Trần Phú and Nguyễn Thái Học for lantern shops and galleries, then get lost in the lanes toward the market. A town ticket exists for the heritage houses; you do not need one just to walk the streets.

  • Free to wander
  • Cars banned most of the day
Yellow shophouses and bougainvillea in Hoi An's Ancient Town
The yellow is not a heritage rule, but everyone follows it anyway.
15:30

Get measured

Hoi An has several hundred tailors and they are the real thing. Bring a photo of what you want — a linen shirt, a suit, a dress — get measured today, first fitting tomorrow, collect on Day 8. Reputable: Yaly Couture (the benchmark, priciest), Bebe Tailor, A Dong Silk, Kimmy Tailor.

Prices: a linen shirt ₹1,800–3,000, a lined wool suit ₹9,000–20,000. Insist on two fittings, and do not accept anything you are not happy with — remaking is normal and expected.

  • Shirt ₹1,800+
  • Suit ₹9,000+
  • 48 hours
17:00

Coffee on the river

Vietnamese coffee is grown two hours from here in the Central Highlands. Try cà phê muối — salt coffee, a Huế invention that has taken over the country — or a coconut coffee, on a balcony over the Thu Bồn while the light drops.

  • ~₹150
18:30

The lanterns come on

At dusk the whole town lights up: silk lanterns over every street, reflections doubled in the river, and boats going out with candles. This happens every single night, not just at full moon — which is why four nights here never gets old.

Take a sampan on the Thu Bồn (~₹450 for the boat, 20 minutes) and float a paper lantern. Unashamedly touristy. Do it anyway.

  • Boat ~₹450
  • Lantern ₹40
  • Nightly
Wooden boats on the Thu Bon river at Hoi An
The Thu Bồn at dusk, when the boats start selling candle lanterns.
20:00

Dinner: cao lầu, finally

The dish that exists only here. See the panel.

The Golden Bridge held up by two giant stone hands above a sea of cloud at Ba Na Hills
Day 7 · Saturday 20 March

A bridge held up by two stone hands

Up to 1,487 metres by cable car, back down to marble caves and a beach, and a bridge that breathes fire at nine.

07:30

Drive up to Bà Nà Hills

An hour inland and 1,400 metres up. Go early — the queues build sharply after ten, and the cloud that makes the place magical usually burns off by afternoon.

  • Private car day ₹4,500
  • 40 km
  • 1 h
09:00

The cable car, and the Golden Bridge

The cable car up to Bà Nà has held several world records — nearly 6 km in one unbroken span, climbing 1,368 m — and the ride alone justifies the ticket: jungle, waterfalls and ridgelines dropping away beneath you.

At the top is the Golden Bridge, a 150-metre ribbon of walkway apparently carried by two vast weathered stone hands, floating above the cloud. It was designed in 2018 and it is unapologetically theatrical. It is also, on a good morning, one of the most extraordinary things you will ever stand on.

Behind it is a French colonial-style village, gardens, and a temperature about 10 °C below the coast — this is where Da Nang's residents come to escape the heat. Bring the jacket.

  • Ticket ~1,000,000 ₫ · ₹3,500
  • Cable car included
  • 3–4 hours
  • Bring a layer
Bà Nà Hills on the map
13:00

Down, and lunch

Eat on the mountain if you must, but the food up there is theme-park food. Better to come down and stop for mì Quảng — the turmeric-yellow noodle dish of Quảng Nam province, served with barely any broth, peanuts and a sheet of sesame rice cracker — at a roadside place on the way back.

  • ~₹200
14:30

Marble Mountains

Five limestone and marble outcrops standing straight out of the coastal flat, named after the five elements. You take a lift or climb steps into Thủy Sơn, the largest, and find a network of caves inside it — including Huyền Không, a vast chamber with light falling through holes in the roof onto shrines below. Then stairs to a summit with the whole coastline laid out.

It is a short, sharp, genuinely beautiful hour. Wear proper shoes; the marble steps are worn smooth and slippery.

  • Entry 40,000 ₫ · ₹145
  • Lift 15,000 ₫
  • ~90 min
16:30

My Khe beach, or the Lady Buddha

Either drop onto Mỹ Khê — the long, clean city beach that American servicemen called China Beach — for a swim, or drive up the Sơn Trà peninsula to the 67-metre Lady Buddha statue and the viewpoint over the whole bay. Monkeys on the road up. The peninsula is the better light.

  • Free
  • Sea ~25 °C
19:00

Da Nang for dinner, and the dragon

Eat seafood on the Hàn riverfront, then find a spot near the Dragon Bridge. At 21:00 on Saturdays and Sundays the 666-metre steel dragon along its length breathes fire and then sprays water over the crowd below. It is completely ridiculous and everybody loves it.

Today is Saturday — which is why this day sits here and not on Day 6.

  • Free
  • 21:00 Sat & Sun
  • Arrive by 20:30
Cầu Rồng on the map
22:00

Back to Hoi An

Forty-five minutes down the coast, and your driver is waiting. A long day — the only one on this trip.

Palm-fringed sand and blue water at An Bang beach near Hoi An
Day 8 · Sunday 21 March

Bicycles, coconut water, and the full moon

Herb gardens at eight, a basket boat through the palms at ten, the beach all afternoon — and then the town turns its lights off.

08:00

Trà Quế herb village, by bicycle

Ten flat minutes north of town on the hotel bikes. Three hundred families have grown herbs on this sandbar between the river and the lagoon for four hundred years, fertilised with weed dredged from the water and nothing else. The whole village smells of basil and coriander.

Most farms will let you join in for an hour — raking beds, planting, watering with the traditional twin cans on a shoulder pole — and then feed you. It is not staged; they are genuinely still farming.

  • ~₹350 pp
  • 2 km by bike
  • ~90 min
10:30

Basket boats in the coconut palms

Cycle south-east to Cẩm Thanh, where the Thu Bồn breaks into brackish creeks and a seven-hectare forest of nipa water palms grows straight out of the water. You go in on a thúng chai — a round woven bamboo coracle, a boat shaped like a bowl, paddled by a woman who has done it all her life.

It is calm, green and completely enclosed. Be warned: at some point somebody will spin your boat violently in a circle to a soundtrack of Vietnamese dance music. This is apparently mandatory.

  • Boat ~₹550 for two
  • ~60 min
  • Dry bag
A round woven bamboo basket boat on the water in central Vietnam
The thúng chai — reportedly invented to dodge a French tax on boats.
12:30

Lunch at the beach

Ride up to An Bàng and eat at one of the shacks along the sand — grilled fish, clams with lemongrass, cold beer. Soul Kitchen and Sound of Silence are the known ones; the smaller places either side are cheaper and just as good.

  • ~₹500 pp
13:30

An Bàng, all afternoon

The good beach. Cửa Đại, closer to town, has lost most of its sand to erosion; An Bàng kept its, and kept the palm trees and the low-key beach-bar culture with it. In March the sea is around 25 °C and calm, the sun is strong and the crowds have not arrived.

Sunbeds are free if you eat or drink at the place they belong to. That is the entire system.

  • Free
  • Sea ~25 °C
  • Sunbeds with a drink
16:30

Collect the tailoring

Second fitting and pick-up. Try everything on properly in the shop — sit down, raise your arms, do the buttons up. Adjustments while you wait are normal.

18:30

The Full Moon Lantern Festival

On the 14th night of each lunar month — on or about tonight — Hoi An switches off its electric lights. No neon, no bulbs, no motorbikes in the old streets. The town runs on silk lanterns and candle flames, families set out altars and offerings, there is folk music and bài chòi singing games in the square, and the river fills with hundreds of small paper lanterns going downstream.

Go early and go into the back lanes rather than the main riverfront, which packs out. Buy a lantern from one of the old women on the bank — forty rupees — and put it in the water yourself.

  • Free
  • Lights out ~18:00–22:00
  • Lantern ₹40
Lunar months run 29 or 30 days, so the exact date can shift by one. Confirm the month's festival date with your hotel when you arrive — if it lands on Day 6 or 7 instead, simply swap this evening with that one. You are in town for all of them.
21:00

Last dinner

Somewhere on the water, with everything you have learned to order.

Wooden boats moored on the Thu Bon river at Hoi An
Day 9 · Monday 22 March

One last swim

A slow morning, a bag of coffee for home, and a forty-five minute drive up the coast.

06:30

Sunrise at An Bàng, if you can

The fishing fleet comes in at first light and sells straight off the sand. Even if you do not buy anything, it is a good last look at the place.

08:30

Last breakfast

Bánh mì Phượng again, or cháo gà — chicken rice porridge — at the market, which is what everyone else is eating at this hour.

10:00

The market, for things to take home

Hoi An central market for coffee (whole beans and a phin filter), pepper from Phú Quốc, dried spices, and cloth. Buy coffee here rather than at the airport — a third of the price and better beans. Weigh your bags before you commit; the tailoring takes up more room than you expect.

  • Coffee ₹250–600/500 g
  • Haggle to ~70%
11:30

Check out, and one more swim

Most Hoi An hotels will hold your bags and let you use the pool after checkout. Ask — they almost always say yes.

13:00

Drive to Da Nang airport

Forty-five minutes. Leave three and a half hours before an international departure. Spend the last of your dong before security — Vietnamese currency is hard to change back in India, and the airport rate on the way out is poor but better than nothing.

  • Car ₹1,400
  • 30 km
  • Be airside 2 h ahead
Directions: Hội An → Da Nang airport
~16:00

Fly home

Da Nang connects to Kochi through Singapore, Bangkok and Kuala Lumpur, landing in Kerala in the early hours. Sleep on the long leg.

Foods to try

You are visiting the two best food cities in the country

Hanoi and Hoi An cook quite differently. The north is subtle and herb-heavy — black pepper, dill, very little chilli. The centre is bolder, sweeter and genuinely spicy in places, with dishes that exist in one town and nowhere else. Almost nothing arrives hot by Kerala standards; chilli comes on the side so you control it.

In the north

A bowl of pho with beef, noodles and herbs

The one everyone knowsPhở bò

Clear beef broth simmered with charred ginger, onion, star anise and cassia for eight hours or more, over flat rice noodles and raw beef that cooks in the bowl. Northern phở comes plain — lime, chilli, maybe herbs. Do not add hoisin; that is a Saigon habit and Hanoians notice.

40,000–70,000 ₫ · ₹145–250 · eat it at breakfast

Bun cha: grilled pork with noodles and herbs

Hanoi's ownBún chả

Charcoal-grilled pork belly and minced patties in a warm bowl of diluted fish sauce, vinegar, sugar and pickled kohlrabi, with cold vermicelli and a plate of herbs. You dunk mouthful by mouthful. Invented here, and best here.

50,000–90,000 ₫ · ₹180–325 · a lunch dish

Cha ca: turmeric fish cooked with dill at the table

Worth planning a meal aroundChả cá

Catfish marinated in turmeric, galangal and fermented rice, finished at your table in a pan with an absurd quantity of dill and spring onion. Over noodles with roasted peanuts and a dab of mắm tôm shrimp paste — pungent, and optional.

150,000–250,000 ₫ · ₹540–900 · a sit-down meal

A glass of Vietnamese egg coffee

Invented here in 1946Cà phê trứng

Egg yolk beaten with condensed milk into a warm custard foam, floated over dense robusta, served in a bowl of hot water to keep it warm. Somewhere between a coffee and a dessert.

30,000–50,000 ₫ · ₹110–180 · Giảng or Đinh

A plate of Vietnamese fried spring rolls

Order at every mealNem rán

Pork, wood-ear mushroom, glass noodle and crab rolled in rice paper and fried blistered, then wrapped in lettuce and herbs and dipped. A good vegetarian version exists almost everywhere.

60,000–120,000 ₫ · ₹215–430 · shared

A Vietnamese banh mi sandwich cut open

Colonialism's best outcomeBánh mì

A rice-flour baguette — lighter and far crisper than the French original — with pâté, pork, pickled vegetables, cucumber, coriander and chilli. The best cheap meal in the country, and it gets even better in Hoi An.

25,000–45,000 ₫ · ₹90–160 · any time

In the centre

A bowl of cao lau noodles with pork and greens

Exists in one town on earthCao lầu

Thick, chewy, almost soba-like noodles with char siu pork, bean sprouts, greens and crisp croutons, dressed in barely a spoonful of intense broth. The noodles are traditionally made with water from one specific ancient well and ash from a particular island, which is why the dish never travelled. Eat it in Hoi An or not at all.

40,000–60,000 ₫ · ₹145–215

A bowl of mi Quang, turmeric noodles with herbs and peanuts

The provincial dishMì Quảng

Wide turmeric-yellow rice noodles with just enough broth to coat them, plus pork and prawn, peanuts, herbs and a shard of sesame rice cracker you snap over the top. Rustic, savoury and completely different from phở.

40,000–70,000 ₫ · ₹145–250

White rose dumplings, banh bao banh vac, topped with fried shallots

Made by one familyBánh bao bánh vạc

"White rose" — translucent rice-flour dumplings pinched into flower shapes, filled with shrimp or pork and scattered with fried shallots. Every restaurant in Hoi An serves them and every single one buys them from the same family, who have made them for generations.

70,000–100,000 ₫ · ₹250–360

Yellow shophouses in Hoi An

Also, while you are hereSix more

Bánh xèo — sizzling turmeric crêpes you wrap in rice paper with herbs. Cơm gà — Hoi An's turmeric chicken rice. Nem lụi — lemongrass pork skewers. Bánh bèo — steamed rice cakes in little dishes. Chè bắp — sweet corn pudding, made from the corn grown on the river island. Cà phê muối — salt coffee, which sounds wrong and is not.

most under 60,000 ₫ · ₹215

Eating vegetarian

Harder than it looks, because fish sauce and shrimp paste are in almost everything, including dishes that appear entirely vegetable. Meat-free is not the same as vegetarian here. Very manageable, but you have to be explicit.

  • The word is chay (say "chai") — vegetarian in the Buddhist sense: no meat, no fish, no fish sauce.
  • Look for "Cơm chay" or "Nhà hàng chay" signs. Everything inside is safe.
  • Hanoi: Ưu Đàm Chay, Minh Chay, Loving Hut. Hoi An is unusually good — Karma Waters, Minh Hien, Am Vegetarian.
  • Say "Tôi ăn chay — không thịt, không cá, không nước mắm", and show it written down.
  • Declare it when you book the cruise and the cooking class, not on the day.
  • Safe anywhere: rau muống xào tỏi (garlic morning glory), đậu phụ sốt cà chua (tofu in tomato), fresh spring rolls, and a vegetable-and-egg bánh mì.

Street food without getting ill

  • Busy is safe. A stall with a queue turns over its stock; an empty one does not. Eat where local office workers eat, when they eat.
  • Watch it cook. Anything out of a boiling pot or off a grill in front of you is fine.
  • Be warier of pre-cut fruit and raw herbs at very quiet stalls. Ice in cafés and restaurants is factory-made with a hole through the middle and is safe.
  • Never drink the tap water, including for teeth in cheaper hotels. Bottled is ₹20 a litre.
  • Carry hand sanitiser; street stalls have nowhere to wash.
  • Ease in. Your gut handles Kerala food, not this particular set of bacteria — give it a day before the most adventurous things.
  • Prices: ₹150–350 for a street bowl, ₹600–1,200 for a restaurant main. If a stall quotes far more, ask before you sit.

Things to buy

What is worth the baggage allowance

Tailoring — the reason to leave space

Hoi An's real speciality. Bring photos of what you want, order on Day 6, collect on Day 8. Linen shirts, dresses, lined suits, coats. Insist on two fittings.

shirt ₹1,800+ · suit ₹9,000+

Coffee

Vietnam is the world's second-largest producer. Whole beans plus a phin filter for about ₹110. Buy at a market or supermarket, never a souvenir shop. Skip "weasel" coffee at tourist prices — almost all of it is ordinary coffee with a story.

₹250–600 per 500 g

Silk lanterns

The collapsible ones fold flat into a bag and reopen at home. Hoi An makes them properly with bamboo ribs and stretched silk — buy from a workshop where you can see them being assembled.

₹200–900

Lacquerware & ceramics

Bowls and trays built up in dozens of layers of resin over wood or eggshell. Bát Tràng blue-and-white ceramics in Hanoi; Hoi An has its own potters at Thanh Hà. Check rims for chips.

₹300–2,500

Silk scarves & embroidery

Hàng Gai in Hanoi. Real silk is warm to the touch rather than slippery-cold, and a burnt thread smells of hair, not plastic.

₹400–1,500

Pepper, spices, đông hồ prints

Phú Quốc black pepper is excellent and light. Đông Hồ woodblock folk prints on mulberry paper roll up flat and are a better gift than a conical hat.

₹150–800

Two things not to buy: anything made of ivory, turtle shell, coral or reptile skin — illegal to export from Vietnam and to import into India, and confiscation plus prosecution is real. And do not pay tourist prices for coffee at the airport when the same beans are a third of that in Hoi An market.

The full ledger

What nine days costs

Per person unless marked, converted at ₹1 = 276 ₫ and US$1 = ₹88. Rates will move by March 2027 — treat these as planning numbers, good to about 10%. Per-person figures are rounded to the nearest ₹10, so the party column is the one that adds up exactly.

The planned trip · per person · 9 days, 8 nights
ItemDetailPer personParty of 3
Before you fly
International airfareOpen-jaw: Kochi → Hanoi, Da Nang → Kochi, one stop₹42,000₹1,26,000
Vietnam e-visaUS$25, single entry, evisa.gov.vn₹2,200₹6,600
Travel insurance9 days, US$100,000 medical₹1,800₹5,400
Accommodation · 8 nights
Hanoi, 2 nights4★ Old Quarter, one triple room at ₹6,500₹4,300₹13,000
Lan Ha Bay, 2 nightsMid-range cruise — all meals, activities and Hanoi transfers₹26,000₹78,000
Hoi An, 4 nightsRiverside or beach hotel, one triple room at ₹9,000₹12,000₹36,000
Getting around
Hanoi → Da NangThe one internal flight₹3,500₹10,500
Airport transfers ×3Noi Bai in, Noi Bai out, Da Nang in₹1,350₹4,060
Bà Nà day carPrivate car, also covers Marble Mountain and Da Nang₹1,500₹4,500
Hoi An → airportHotel car₹470₹1,400
Grabs & localAcross the week. Hoi An bicycles are free.₹1,000₹3,000
Doing things
Bà Nà HillsCable car and entry₹3,500₹10,500
Cooking classMarket tour, boat, half day₹2,500₹7,500
Water puppetsDeluxe seats₹540₹1,620
Hoi An small thingsTrà Quế, basket boats, river sampan, Marble Mountains, Ngọc Sơn₹1,400₹4,200
TipsCruise crew, guides, drivers. Customary, not obligatory.₹1,000₹3,000
Daily living
Food & drink9 days, mixing street stalls with proper restaurants₹16,000₹48,000
SIM / eSIM9-day data plan₹500₹1,500
Shopping & tailoringEntirely up to you. Two shirts and a dress lands here.₹8,000₹24,000
Contingency~3%. Always spend some of it.₹4,000₹12,000
Total₹1,33,560₹4,00,780

Lean

₹94,000 / person

3★ hotels, a budget two-night Cát Bà boat, street food throughout, Hải Vân Pass instead of Bà Nà's ticket, and no tailoring. Same route, same nine days, same sunsets.

As planned

₹1,33,560 / person

4★ Old Quarter, a mid-range balcony cabin for two nights, a riverside hotel in Hoi An, a private car for the mountain day, and a real dinner most nights. The version described on this page.

The beautiful-hotel version

₹2,34,000 / person

Capella in Hanoi, Stellar of the Seas on the bay, and the Four Seasons Nam Hai in Hoi An. Everything else is identical — hotels are the entire difference.

Booking order and timeline

WhenDo this
NowCheck all three passports for validity past 14 Sept 2027. Set Google Flights alerts for COK→HAN and DAD→COK.
Nov 2026Book the international ticket when the alert dips. Book the two-night Lan Ha cruise — it is the biggest line and sells out first.
Dec 2026Book the Hanoi and Hoi An hotels on free-cancellation rates. Book the internal HAN→DAD flight.
Jan 2027Travel insurance. Water puppets. Nothing else needs booking this far out.
Mid-Feb 2027Apply for e-visas. Reserve the cooking class and the Bà Nà day car.
Early MarOrder an eSIM. Download offline maps. Print everything. Tell your bank you are travelling.
On arrivalConfirm the month's lantern-festival date with your Hoi An hotel, and this week's Train Street access with your Hanoi one.

Where the money actually is

  • The cruise is 19% of the budget. Dropping from mid-range to a budget Cát Bà boat saves ₹10,000 pp and costs you the balcony and the food — not the scenery. Do not drop the second night to save money; drop the boat class instead.
  • Flights are 34% once the internal hop is counted. The single biggest lever is booking early and flying open-jaw. Watch the alert for two months before committing.
  • Bà Nà Hills is ₹3,500 a head — the priciest ticket of the trip. The Hải Vân Pass costs nothing but the car and is arguably the better drive.
  • Eat where the queue is. Three street meals a day is ₹800 pp; three restaurant meals is ₹2,800. The street food is frequently the better food.
  • One triple room rather than two doubles saves roughly ₹3,000 a night in Hoi An.
  • Skip guided day tours. Everything in Hanoi and Hoi An is walkable or cyclable; a private car for the one mountain day costs less than three tour seats.

Staying out of trouble

Safety, scams and the words that help

Vietnam is a genuinely safe country for visitors and violent crime against tourists is rare. What you guard against is opportunistic theft and a handful of well-practised overcharging routines.

The ones you will actually meet

  • Phone snatching from scooters — the most common crime against tourists in Hanoi. Never walk along the kerb holding your phone out, and never film from the edge of the road. Step into a doorway to use it. Much less of an issue in Hoi An, where there is barely any traffic.
  • The shoulder-pole photo. Someone puts a coconut yoke on you for a picture, then demands a fee. Say không and keep walking.
  • Fast taxi meters. Use Grab, where the price is fixed in the app. If you must flag one, only Mai Linh (green) or Taxi Group (white).
  • The 20,000 / 500,000 ₫ swap. Both notes are blue. Count what you hand over and what comes back.
  • "That place is closed today." Said by a driver who then offers somewhere better — a shop that pays him commission. It is not closed.
  • Unpriced stalls. Ask bao nhiêu tiền? before you sit down anywhere without a price list.
  • Tailor deposits. Pay a deposit, not the full amount, until you have seen the first fitting.

Sensible habits

  • Carry one day's cash; leave passports and the rest in the hotel safe. Keep a photo of your passport and visa on your phone.
  • Cross-body bag worn in front in crowds. Nothing in back pockets.
  • Share live location with each other on Google Maps for the week.
  • Agree a daily meeting point in case you separate and a phone dies — the Old Quarter is a maze.
  • Do not ride a scooter without an International Driving Permit with a motorcycle endorsement. Riding without one voids your insurance completely, and Vietnam's road accident rate is high. Bicycles in Hoi An are fine and lovely.
  • Bottled water only. Ice in cafés and restaurants is fine.
  • Swim between flags at An Bàng and respect a red flag — there are rip currents on that coast.
  • Vietnam is politically conservative. Do not photograph military installations or joke about the government or the flag.
  • Shoes off where others have taken theirs off; shoulders and knees covered at pagodas.

Save offline, all three phones

Police
113
Fire
114
Ambulance
115
Embassy of India, Hanoi
+84 24 3824 4989 · emergency +84 913 089 165
58–60 Trần Hưng Đạo, Hoàn Kiếm. Mon–Fri 09:00–17:30. indembassyhanoi.gov.in
Hospitals used by foreigners
Hanoi: Vinmec Times City, Hanoi French Hospital. Da Nang: Vinmec Da Nang, Family Medical Practice. All English-speaking; all take international insurance. Call your insurer's helpline first if you can.
Register with the Indian embassy at indembassyhanoi.gov.in before you travel. Five minutes, and it only matters if something goes wrong — at which point it matters a great deal.

Twelve words that will carry you

Xin chào
sin chow
Hello
Cảm ơn
gaam uhn
Thank you
Bao nhiêu tiền?
bao nyew tee-en
How much?
Đắt quá
daht kwa
Too expensive — the essential haggling phrase
Không
khom
No
Tính tiền
ting tee-en
The bill, please
Tôi ăn chay
toy an chai
I am vegetarian
Không cay
khom kai
Not spicy
Ngon quá!
ngon kwa
Delicious! — always well received
Nhà vệ sinh ở đâu?
nya vay sing uh dow
Where is the toilet?
Giúp tôi với
zoop toy voy
Help me
Tạm biệt
tam bee-et
Goodbye

Vietnamese is tonal and you will get the tones wrong. Nobody minds — the attempt changes how you are treated, especially outside the tourist streets.